NATHAN: ( Getting into the rap a bit) The Lord shows His strength and all His might.ĪTTENDANT: ( Really getting into it and rapping with Nathan) Ammonites tremble in fear at his sight. Destroys soldiers to the left and soldiers to the right. Uriah is on our side…ĪTTENDANT: You never let that go, Nathan. MEPHIBOSHETH: But aren’t we also fighting them? ( Looks at Nathan, who shakes his head “no”)ĪTTENDANT: Look, Mephibosheth, if you’d get out a little more, you’d know these things. MEPHIBOSHETH: ( Interrupting) There’s no Israelite named Uriah!ĪTTENDANT: If you’d let me finish … Uriah, the Hittite. SOLDIERS: ( Unenthusiastically) Yes, King David.ĪTTENDANT: We’re at war with the Ammonites so give a BIG welcome to today’s hero, Uriah, the … ( To soldiers, primarily) Right? Everyone knows to lay off the Philistines….right? Let’s not cast the first stone. SOLDIERS: ( Even less enthusiastically) Yeah, yeah, yeah - instrument of God’s will.ĪTTENDANT: However, we’re not at war with the Philistines anymore…ĭAVID: I think they all know that now. Attendant stands at his side.ĪTTENDANT: All hail King David, who has slain tens of thousands of Philistines.ĪTTENDANT: I was getting to that - ( Less enthusiastically) as an instrument of God’s will. Soldiers are in the big throne room as well, engrossed in their own conversations.ĭAVID: ( To attendant only) I cannot allow her to get stoned, which is sure to happen if Uriah gets wind that the baby she is carrying is…ĭavid and attendant enter throne room. Nathan is conversing with Mephibosheth, who is sitting at a table in the throne room eating soup. What WERE the Trojans thinking when they decided to accept the Greek “gift” of a horse?ĭavid and Attendant are about to enter the big throne room from a small adjoining room. Ron has been testing car airbags for his entire career and realizes that the biggest obstacle to quality is upper management. Everyone has an agenda, including the sitter!Ī recently-divorced man tries to find love again and gets some “help” from his friends.Ī comedy based on the premise that “The Wizard of Oz” would have been a completely different movie if only Dorothy had been a bit more street-savvy. Instead, he is bombarded by competing commercials vying to improve his life.Ī pet owner explains all the nuances of owning 6 cats to a cat sitter. List of play scripts included in the collection:Īn idealistic lawyer realizes that he has actually been part of the problem, rather than part of the solution.ĭavid realizes that he has sinned but his simple plan to cover his sin goes awry when it turns out that Uriah the Hittite has a big ego.Ī “math comedy”, where we see how many mathematical concepts are used (or misused) in casual conversation.Ī probable conversation between Adam and Eve shortly after they’ve beenĪn average TV viewer just wants to watch a relaxing show before going to bed. Ten After Ten: Ten 10-Minute Comedies is a collection of short comedies by Jack J.
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